|But It's In My Head To Stay In Bed|
Tucked Under The Sheets. Great record. I reckon it's worth being a lazy fucker because there are no disappointments, no disasters, no realisations that it's all passed you by. It's just a lovely day every day. Maybe that's what the Daily Mail wants you to think.
One time a punter came up to me after a show in Abu Dhabi, young gorgoeus looking gold digger at his side (who incidentally was trying to get off with all of us comics in full view of this idiot) and said that the United Arab Emirates was brilliant, just like England but with nice weather. It sounded all the more stupid because he had a daft Leicester accent. Just like England eh?!! What looked like private security at the door of the bar, he was pissed and if he'd walked out on to the street he could easily be interned for no reason, there would be no trial. If that bird of his had any cannibus, he and her would be banged up indefinitely with no trial as it would if they were snogging in the street, he could be at a party and it could be raided by the police looking for queers (cos it's illeagal out there) and he would be banged up for being at a party where they suspected homosexuals were. He might be sitting next to someone that they deem to be a drink driver and he would be jailed without trial just for being a passenger, that's unless he could pay the police off. Yes just like England. Ingurlund may have it's faults but give me this country over a good 95% of other countries anytime. I'll put up with all the royal shite to have some degree of freedom under a liberal democracy.
Right, football last night. Heavy defeat. More in the 'And In The Sport' column in the next few days. Nothing major this week just circuit stuff but hopefully a great Assembly show on Sunday to come. Anyway speak tomorrow.
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