We're a garage band whoa-oa-oh, we come from garageland whoa-oa-oh whoa-oa-h. Alright it's a bt of a slow news day today but I do have an announcement. I'm bringing out a CD!! It's coming out in December I reckon, I'm sort of making this stuff up as I go along but it'll be out soon. Anyway I'll be sending out CDs to anyone who pre orders I'd say. I'm having a launch night at my Assembly show one Sunday in December I reckon. It will be an official bootleg and will only be available to buy from me directly on a Sunday night at an Assembly show. I'm not hawking the fucker round the country, I can't be bothered. Sorry to be so awkward but I am an awkward bastard and don't forget it! No actually I'll probably sell it via itunes as well so you can download it. No one will be left out.

Last night was a night in watching the Paralympics (there was no football on apart from some Football League Trophy game on Skysports, mind you it filtered through that the Heed had got beat for the first time this season bit of a shame) and I was grudgingly impressed with the 'Last Leg' programme with Adam Hills at 11 o clock at night after the events had finished. It really works well and Josh Widdecombe who as far as I'm aware doesn't have any disability comes out with some funny stuff night after night, I was laughing out loud at lots of it. He has a great voice for the art of comedy and is a naturally funny feller with a great turn of wit. I hope he doesn't shit out like so many of them when they get big because what he has so far is enough, he's a funny man, please telly land don't fuck him up. And he supports Plymouth Argyle, a proper funny man. Sean Lock was a guest as well. He's always good value and still in my opinion the greatest stand up comedian Britain's produced in the last 25 years. He does wear some loud shirts mind.

My final night off tonight because tomorrow I'm back in the ring and earning again. Some sort of small gig in Beamish is the next one for my wagon to stop at. Fuck knows but I'll do it then get the fuck out of dodge. The last time I played that part of the world (Anfield Plain) I died on my hoop at a dinner, a complete fuckin disaster. It's county fuckin Durham man, same as Northumberland and I suspect Cumbria, if it's not jokes they know, they're fuckin lost. Yes a generalisation but there's a lot of them deliverance types about, and I'll bet Bobby Thompson, Dickie Irwin, Frankie Burns and all the rest of them had the same stories about those places 60 odd years ago.

Right the homepage will change, I'll gear everything toward the bootleg CD, it will be called Gavin Webster's Northumbrian Assembly Volume 1 and the launch night will be December 9th I reckon. Be there people!! Speak tomorrow.

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