|Hands Up It's A Stick Up|
Yes yes blah-di blah, I love you love you're only two love, do you wanna be in my gang not particularly you're a pedophile yawn bastard yawn, I bet his cell mate says Gary I'm gonna take you up yourself bmm tsss, he'll say hello hello I'm back again when he's in nick, oooooh oooooh let's trawl his song titles to make me popular on twitter.
Aye by the way I'm on twitter now. No bells and whistles I'm just on there right. It's @Thegavinwebster so if anyone fancies following me, there you are. I don't know what it will yield but now I'm wedged up on facebook, twitter, this blog and a website, I don't have time for family now, we've had to send our daughter to the workhouse, my dog barks at me when I come out of my office now (there you go another old joke) and I don't know I have a comode or something, oh make your own shit up!!
Friday night was a great gig at York Racecourse bugger me. Another place in Britain where I've been, it rocked from start to finish but then I got back in the car and made an anonymus jouney back through a blizzard to North Tyneside. I was on with amongst others a feller called James Christopher who I hadn't seen for a long time. He was unusual but quite funny actually. I always liked him even back in the Chilli days in the mid noughties, good to see him still doing it now.
Last night in Stafford was just about okay as well. There was only 17 or maybe 18 in the room. I know it's weird to not know specifically how many it was between those two numbers but it was below 20. I'd say in that respect I had 90% of them. There was a fairly young couple at the back who just looked puzzled, they clapped at the end but the pair of them didn't crack a fuckin smile all gig. Ah well, can't win them all. I was asked afterwards by the promoter if I was up for doing some church gigs. I'm booked those nights as it happens, well I didn't have the diary on me and he didn't tell me the exact dates but I am definitely booked those nights.
Right it's Assembly tonight. Get yourselves down. Meat draw, bingo, comedy quiz all with prizes, ham and pease pudding sanwiches and some stand up of course. See you all there.
TODAY'S BLOG IS SPONSORED BY JONATHON KING. AMIDST ALL THIS SAVILE, GLITTER STUFF, IS HE STILL ALIVE?
Ray Lewis aka Dr. wily
written by Ray Lewis , October 28, 2012
From 44 to 1494 (and rising) Twitter followers in a couple of days! That's more than Jesus. Nowt to do with plugs from Sarah and Ross, eh? I've got 3 followers. Still, more than Judas I expect.
BTW. That bloke from Ashintun has got a rabbit and he takes it oot derging on a Sunday.