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Gavin Webster - Standup Comedian

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 Right I'll keep this brief because I've lost loads of fuckin writing after pressing the wrong button. It was my own fault I'm such a twat, I shouldn't have kept the light off for so long while typing. I partly couldn't be arsed to switch it on but as well I do see the saving of some money a virtue in this greedy bastard rip off age. Sometimes Scottish blood can account for a lot of bad traits as well as good.

I've finished my books, get in. There's nothing worse than recalculating your June outgoings for the 7th time because the first 6 have given you different answers. It ate into my only day off yesterday where there was no gigs to tell you about. All I did yesterday was fill in accounts and played football. A great win was had by the way and more on the match in my 'And In The Sport' column, where I do a weekly rant about all football and sometimes other sports. Mainy though, apart from a full report from our match it's the latest goings on at Tyneside clubs Newcastle, Gateshead and Sunderland. 

Who knows what to expect from tonight where I'm at the press launch of The Stand Newcastle. It could be a bloody awful gig as press launch nights often are, however there'll be a lot of old faces to catch up with. I'll tell all tomorrow even if something bad happens, in fact especially if something bad happens. As it goes I'd say I was the only journalist that will give you all the back stage goings on. I would've said gossip there but it would make me sound like a twat from them magazines that has had a picture of Katy Price or Kerry Katona on the front page since 1998.

Right I'm off. I promise a decent one tomorrow where I'll actually have a bit of time to do it. Speak tomorrow unless I see you tonight oh hacks, comics, liggers, blaggers and jocks. If you're all four then I'll but you a drink, no I'll get The Stand to buy you a drink.

 

TODAY'S BLOG IS SPONSORED BY NICKY MINAJ. DON'T KNOW HER PERSONALLY BUT THE BAIRN MADE ME LOSE MY PLACE WHILE ADDING UP BY ANNOUNCING THAT SHE WAS ON TELLY.

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