No blog yesterday-sorry. Just getting on with trying to change the face of British and yes worldwide comedy. Hitting the buffers still. Trouble is people are just laughing like drains at my ideas and then going home and forgetting about it. Bloody hell. Maybe if I was awful they might remember it. Invariably when I am awful they tend to take the time out and the extra effort to write to me to tell me how awful I am and that I've got a cheek to be paid!! I like that one, a cheek to be paid. Yes I should be in the bloody workhouse and if a bunch of drunken stags that have ruined a night and caused mayhem in a city that isn't theres think I'm shit then I deserve no more than to make my 8 year old daughter go without food for a week. What an island chock full of fannies I think we inhabit at times.

It was great to see my old pal Joe Heenan last night. He was compering and was on top form. We thought of a great idea but it's under wraps though, I've had my fingers burnt before with someone stealing an idea after I innocently mentioned it to him on a car journey.

I'm staying on another day in Auld Reekie because I've got another preview tonight and then I'm away hame tomorrow as they would say in this east of Scotland enclave. Do come to the Live Theatre in Newcastle this Thursday for my big preview of the show. In case you didn't know it's called 'Bill Hicks Wasn't Very Good' and all the Edinburgh details are on the home page. But yes you can find out about Thursday's show by clickin onto www.live.org.uk and clicking on the date which of course is the 26th or you can ring them on 0191 232 1232. See you all there people.

Right I'm off to buy some of that food stuff, you know to stop you starving to death. The tramadols have definitely worn off now. I'm back to having a chip on my shoulder. Speak tomorrow.

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Stolen ideas
written by David Macbeth , July 24, 2012

I know the feeling Gavin. I've had many of my best ideas half inched by ne'erdowells. I remember telling James Dyson (we were at school together) someone should make a hoover without a bag. Then there's that time I was out drinking with Simon Cowell (we share an agent), and I said someone should make a programme that's very very similar to Popstars but with a slightly different name - b*****d went and nicked it!

Anyway, must dash, have to take the Bentley through the Esso carwash. Pip pip!

Macbeths Stolen Ideas
written by Steffen , July 25, 2012

Dave, you forgot about the time you told David Cameron on how you planned to be a slimy c**t and he copied.

davidmcbeth
written by david mcbeth , July 25, 2012

If only i'd won the local lottery I'd be able to keep myself in pork sctratchings for ever.

Dying McDeath
written by Steffen , July 26, 2012

Pork Scratchings? Racist, they way forward is Scampi Fries, and the money went in a few months, thats what happens when you pay for things yourself....